Made up names

It's really winding me up.

Don Goodman innit.

And Roseanne was shit as well.

Yobs
Goat
Skloss
Yaang

Electric Strut Loosener.

One of Duran Duran's lesser known numbers from their late 90s wilderness years I think.

Not a Jeff Lynne spin off project then?

Bloodclaat Rasta of the Wicked Bitches

Leam Richardson

Olympico

Trey Yesavage

Tonda Eckert

William Stilliam

Travis Binnion

Forgot to mention this at the weekend but Stoke have a played called...
Million Manhoef.
Which sounds like an old description of the Baywatch and Knightrider 'star'.

Alan Nixon

The manager of Qarabag is called Qurban Qurbanov, which is clearly the best name synergy since Wolfgang Wolf was coach of Wolfsburg.

And their match v Chelsea is being played at The Russian Linesman stadium, which is nice.

Jocky Scott the Scottish Scot at Notts used to quite amuse me for some reason.