Kick the Black Cat

2-2

Jake smells like Loaf's Mum's mott.

Ends.

Nah. We're winning this. I can feel it. 2-0.

We have a black cat.

She has nothing to do with Sunlun.

Any cunt kicking her would likely have the (quite rightly) reciprocal living shit kicked out of them Mrs. Seán.

Anyway, 3-1 to the good guys. Everyone wonders etc.

Nurse, nurse. Its happened again.

2-1 to Forest.

Jake smells like the Bakerloo line.

Ends.

Might have a spare ticket or two for this if anyone is interested.

I've been analysing the stats for this one. It seems that Sunderland are over performing at home, in terms of goals scored and goals conceded.

They are scoring 0.2 more goals per game than they should be, and are conceding 0.5 less.

Those chickens will come home to roost on Friday. 3-0 Forest.

That was totally us last season before the wheels came off in the last few games. Hopefully the same for them…

I can not beleive that Guru, the man of stats and mathematical certainty, is giving Mystic Loaf's hogwash the time of day.

I’ve been visiting the main West Ham forum over the last few weeks and the consensus is that we stand no chance here and will most likely take the final relegation place.

Mind you, we were also probably going to drop points against Burnley (weekend after a European game, can’t score goals) and they were going to beat Palace (on the piss after beating Fiorentina).

All about the points in the end column, not the position in the table. Forest need four to reach the 40 that would likely see them safe. West Ham require seven and Spurs nine, i.e. winning 60 per cent of their remaining games.

Still work to do, of course, but I'd take our position right now.

Our run-in is, imho, tougher, but again I'd rather have the points.
Wolves v Spurs will go a long way towards defining my optimism levels. More indicative than Sunderland in some ways, although this might be our best chance at 3 points.

Me and Guru are the only level heads on this forum. Science and maths, Ingo. Get back to school.

There's a Loafe's mum and level head gag in there somewhere.

We do know though. It means we get three points tomorrow. Scientifically guaranteed.

Newcastle have been pretty poor away and won't have anything to play for. I make that our best chance but football isn't as linear as that - we drew at home against arsenal and wolves.