It's time to smash The Enemy without Goals

4-0 to Forest. Fuck off and make some cars. Oh no, sorry, you can't you strike loving lazy cunts.

The season starts here.

No, but with any luck Leicester will be soon.

I feel bad that I had one go at a “not a match thread.” We won. And the fucking glory boy comes flooding back. Prematurely.

This game has disappointment written all over it. Just the Forest way.

"Are you a side shorn of confidence? Yet to win or even score a league goal this season? Missing key players through injury and suspension? What you need is a trip to the City Ground where all your troubles will melt away..."

We've been here before, many times.

Charity FC will not be helping Fat Frank start the bounce.
3-0.

I see Ingo has gone full Jamesob by loving his own posts...

Has he revealed himself?

Anyway.. No Taiwo, No Hope.

Karl Mark will be at our house to watch the delap lap of honour. (Unless we cannot break down a low block) Tricky will mark this as a Fat Frank mark of genius..

Chicago: Used to run, cannot kick.

Pretty much every team in the league bar perhaps 2 or 3 of the very top boys feel this way. It's because on any given day most teams can beat most other teams, as fans we really only remember when the result doesn't go to form and we quickly forget the routine wins.

I'd be willing to bet that we don't end other clubs' runs of bad form any more frequently than any other team.

This is an interesting test. Glasner wants to play transitional football and has struggled historically against low block teams. And expectation in the ground will be high.

Score early and it should get easy. Don't and the crowd will get edgy.

8-1 or I riot

Lampard apparently says they're missing six for this game.

Just noticed we've 2 weekends off after this one. Seems a bit daft.

this is like declaring Tit Tuesday too early.. only our Canadian citizen is allowed to begin the annual September venting about the International break, does no one respect Talkback traditions anymore.

There's an international break? The season has only just started. Ridiculous.

Break? It's more like a fucking gap year.