Here is the News.

Against a backing track of…… Money for Nothing

Well, I am shocked. Totally unexpected.
Twat doing violent twat stuff

See Zuckerberg is closing the Metaverse. Who could ever have seen that that would flop? Apart from everybody.

At least all the people who breathlessly regurgitated his PR about it, whilst he set fire to $80b, will have learned not to believe tech billionaires when they hype up whatever they’re burning billions on this time and we can expect them all to ask serious questions about the next big think such as ‘yeah, but is it maybe quite shit?’.

I have no AIdea what you're talking about

Suella Braverman outed as Sean Dyche. "Utter woke nonsense".

www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/24/reform-accused-of-seeking-to-insert-toxic-politics-into-english-football

Poor white working class boys being denied the opportunity to play football. Truly one of society's biggest injustices.

There were a team of white working class boys from Braunstone kicking lumps out of our middle class under 9 team on Sunday. They didn’t seem too disadvantaged.