I'll start - JimShady.
Feel free to make the case for yourselves or others. I look forward to using the new 'best answer' function.
I'd say Tricky because this forum wouldn't exist without him creating and hosting it.
He gets credit for openly appreciating just how awful he is, but he is, nonetheless, awful.
Guru is a doctor or some shit like that… so probably him. Even if he’s as much of a cunt as the rest of us, he must have legitimately contributed to the health and wellbeing of someone useful.
Aww.. I want Best answer! 😭 🤣
(Not apologising for the emojis, I felt they were necessary)
I'd say Charlie. He kills the most people, and we all know that people are the problem.
Doesn't Steve help the homeless and unfortunate and stuff? That sounds a lot more admirable than hosting this nonsense.
My finger hovered over the Best answer button a few times in this exchange, but I don't think we're quite there yet.
Oh oh it's Mince!
Clickbait trolling bastard.
Which is not a vote for a specific user.
I vote anyone but Pete
Well, on the way to work this morning I pulled over as I saw a cyclist sat by the side of the road in some distress. His bike was mangled, he had some cuts and bruises and his ankle looked broken.
Hit and run by some cunt in a SUV he said (not mine, wrong colour).
Anyroad, he’d been told 2hrs for an ambulance and he was piss wet through and freezing so I helped him up into my car, banged the heating on full blast and put his bike in the boot, then took him to Kingsmill hospital A&E. I’m dropping his bike off at his later (needs a new front wheel and forks).
Not really, none of that happened. I just made it up for some Shady love. I’ll do owt for some pretend internet clout.
I vote Chic because whenever I think things might be a bit fucked up in my world, I read one of his posts and decide that everything my end is quite normal, in comparison. So he’s the best person at living a batshit life.
I'm sure that we all miss Berry7.
Honestly you had me. I could have quite happily voted for you, without looking into how much of a lying bastard you are. I could have basked in the reflected glory of celebrating people for being good, while privately still being as venal and self-absorbed as normal.
But you've completely ruined any benefit, for no effort at all, to me. What a cunt. I'll have to vote for some other lying bastard now.
I thought we had long since established we are all simulated constructs of Trickys UmBongo 2.0 servicepack 7 upgrade or somesuch?
I mean, I didn't think that, obviously, because, well, constructs.
Otherwise, you can all shove your self congratulatory agrandising horsebollocks up yerselves.
How do you do “best answer?”
Can we have a worst answer functionality?
These things are addressed here.
