I have to ask you the question. Justify your existence; what contribution have you made today?
Started this thread.
I'm taking the afternoon off work today to help as a volunteer at my kids school. They're going to the park so needed more adults.
Will you be wearing your pants over your trousers, or are you going to pretend that you are normal?
To be confirmed.
Pants are for girls.
On the way to work this morning I pulled over as I saw an SUV driver sat by the side of the road in some distress. His car was mangled - well it had some muddy marks on the nearside wheel arch - so I figured he must've been off-roading (in his head).
Anyway, he was clearly in distress so I helped tie his car to my bike and gave him a tow to the top of the hill, whereupon I let the fucker gently roll away into the field, and over the sheer drop on the other side. The end. Fuck him.
...perhaps it's time to brush up some of that mud between your bedroom and your home office?
@tricky can we have a 2nd best answer button please? I'd like to virtually bestow this honour on Jim.
Just change it. Like that. It was a travesty you giving it yourself in the first place. Dozy cunt.
I can't change it, my answer is still the best, i just think Jim's effort also deserves recognition, just not as much as mine. Or, I suppose you could remove the limit so I can select more than one best answer.
Yeah stop limiting us tricky. Narc.
I’m here to claim royalties on Jim 7’s answer. And also putting a claim in for a new wheel arch.
Your fake stupidity isn't as funny as mine.
In this instance I'm not going for funny, I'm going for irritating.
Anyhoo, RC has waded in with a decent answer so I'm also going to need a 3rd best button please. Maybe we could colour them gold, silver and bronze? TIA.
