I have to ask you the question. Justify your existence; what contribution have you made today?
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Started this thread.
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I'm taking the afternoon off work today to help as a volunteer at my kids school. They're going to the park so needed more adults.
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Will you be wearing your pants over your trousers, or are you going to pretend that you are normal?
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To be confirmed.
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Pants are for girls.
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On the way to work this morning I pulled over as I saw an SUV driver sat by the side of the road in some distress. His car was mangled - well it had some muddy marks on the nearside wheel arch - so I figured he must've been off-roading (in his head).
Anyway, he was clearly in distress so I helped tie his car to my bike and gave him a tow to the top of the hill, whereupon I let the fucker gently roll away into the field, and over the sheer drop on the other side. The end. Fuck him.
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...perhaps it's time to brush up some of that mud between your bedroom and your home office?
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@tricky can we have a 2nd best answer button please? I'd like to virtually bestow this honour on Jim.
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Just change it. Like that. It was a travesty you giving it yourself in the first place. Dozy cunt.
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I can't change it, my answer is still the best, i just think Jim's effort also deserves recognition, just not as much as mine. Or, I suppose you could remove the limit so I can select more than one best answer.
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Yeah stop limiting us tricky. Narc.
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I’m here to claim royalties on Jim 7’s answer. And also putting a claim in for a new wheel arch.
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Your fake stupidity isn't as funny as mine.
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In this instance I'm not going for funny, I'm going for irritating.
Anyhoo, RC has waded in with a decent answer so I'm also going to need a 3rd best button please. Maybe we could colour them gold, silver and bronze? TIA.
