As I handed him the £20, I half expected him to correct me on the price.
29 May 2023
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I’ll give you a tenner for it .
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I've invested significant sums into getting her to the UK, and whilst I don't expect to make a profit, I would like to get as much of my investment back as I can.
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Love the way that you are so attached to the coffee machine, that you are assigning it a gender already.
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PotD. 10 pts.
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Twitter no longer allowing you to use Tweet Deck unless you are a premium subscriber. - I'm not paying and as such am already finding that my use of twitter is dropping considerably.
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Twitter is dead as a universal platform. It's quite good fun watching people adjust to that. Or not.
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My wife just told me I look like Tom Selleck today and I've never loved her more than I do right now. Obviously he's about a foot taller than me but apart from that....
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Someone said that I look like James Spader once... but she's so shortsighted that she married chic.
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She wants something. You look nothing like Tom Selleck. In fact, if there was a competition for the person who looks the least like Tom Selleck…
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I think it was the Hawaiian shirt and the facial hair. Also, shut up.
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He's approaching 80 isn't he?
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Technically so am I. So there's something else he and I have in common.
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I'd be growing an action packed tache immediately if it was me.
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Why do you think she said it?
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Did she just give you permission to buy a ferrari?
