As I'm sure you are aware it was an entirely facetious comment but I've learnt about the hockey season and your proximity to the ground which I find interesting, so thank you.
29 May 2023
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Went to the theatre tonight to watch the ocean at the end of the lane, I am a bit of a cultural philistine but have to say it was amazing.
16.50 for a bottle of budvar and gin & tonic was not so amazing, robbing bastards.
And my phone kept buzzing with football updates but didn't feel appropriate to look at it. Could be a good way to follow Forest in future.
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Reset the distributor points in my van.. nice to find a solution to a mechanical problem that doesn’t involve giving someone $200.
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Some mug has agreed to buy my old coffee machine for way over the odds. It barely works and makes awful coffee. Result.
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That's no mug, that's a transparent double walled glass espresso cup to you, young man.
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Ooh transparent glass hey?
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Try not to be opaque, bellend.
I am now the proud owner of a perfect condition gaggia classic from 2007...for 180 of your pounds.
In the mid to long term it will be gaggiuino'd.
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You can get a lot of Nescafe sachets for that.
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Drink tea it’s cheaper!
Chicago: Double dipper.
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In the last 15 months I have gained 10lbs and lost 2" from my waistline.
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....my waistline has substantially increased....but I'm just about managing to keep my tits ahead of it, so I don't look too bad.
My knees are fucked from carrying about the extra weight though.
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Of the coffee machines?
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Suspect the problem is more doughnut related.
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I read on here earlier that some cunt was buying a coffee machine off some other cunt. I thought "that'd be nice" so I went on the Facebook marketplace and did a search. Up popped a DeLonghi Perfecta Bean to Cup machine, 6 years old, used daily. £20.
I thought "I'll have some of that". So I did.
The guy said he'd bought it and since day 1 his wife had moaned about how big it was (ooh eugh!). This morning, they'd had an argument that started with the coffee machine being too big. So he cleaned it up and sold it.
Got it home, the wife moaned it's too big.
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Move the wife out....that should allow the unit the space, and reduce the noise from it's installation.
(p.s. can't go wrong at that price!)
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As I handed him the £20, I half expected him to correct me on the price.
