What's pleasing me today

But we cheated PSR and overspent. So they can now. Or something.

Adopted two cats today from the RSPCA shelter. A one-year-old and her daughter (seven weeks old). Never had a kitten before so looking forward to the bedlam in a fortnight or so.

Said I'd go to the supermarket to buy ingredients to make a curry. Popped out, and realised I could probably get what I need from our local high street. 2 minutes walk instead of 20 to the supermarket. Managed to get everything. Now having a quick pint with the time I've saved. Also done my bit for the local economy. What a guy. Cheers!

First sitting for my next big tattoo today, getting started on the full sleeve. Always said I'd never go below my elbow but here we are.

Also seriously considering getting one behind my ear.

Tattoos are acceptable on 3 types of people:

Ex-cons
Sailors
Stuart Pearce

I assume now you have taken up cruising you qualify as a sailor but really only ex-cons have tattoos on their head. It doesn't really make sense unless you want to make it easier for CCTV to confirm your identity and the fuzz to pick you up.

If you say so Grandpa

Nest step: Russ - “I have always wanted to work as a Barista…”

I'm not the one going on cruise ships here.

No but neither are you going to four day music festivals, floating or otherwise.

Is everyone else enjoying the ball-by-ball commentary on Russ’ mid-life crisis?

If I wasn't I wouldn't be sharing it.

Are we still in the powerplay overs?

I’m looking to Jim’s, when that arrives.

Man-bun top-knot nonsense first.

Sadly that's unlikely for obvious reasons.

Season 2 is clearly going to open with a misfiring V12 soundtrack.