What's annoying me today

Celebrating backing Bayern to win 3-2 at Dortmud with Kane to score...only to belatedly realise I had also added Diaz to score...who didn't.
Oh well. Consolation wine tastes remarkably similar to celebration wine.

I'm supposed to be flying through Bahrain in less than four weeks, and Trump has decided now is the time to try to crash global stocks. He is such a knob.

Lockdown at school. Stuck in my classroom with a bunch of students in silence in the dark. Helicopter circling overhead outside. Of course it had to happen right at dismissal.

Fucking stupid society.

Whilst RA's post puts other things into perspective (and I hope he is safe and sound) I'm annoyed by Ryan the DPD driver, who is apparently sorry he was unable to deliver my parcel. The reason he was unable to deliver my parcel is because he went to number 10, whereas we are number 11. And I know he went to number 10 on account of the e-mail I've just received from DPD featuring a lovely photo of number 10's front fucking door. With a large fucking number 10 on it.

Call 01623 554731. Should take you through to "Platinum" Services.

Thanks, but I'm not sure I'm in the mood for customer service fuckwittery. It's not an urgent parcel so I'll track Ryan on the ap tomorrow and lie in wait for him.
I haven't yet decided whether I'll test him on his 'numerical literacy' and I expect he'll be too young to know Sesame Street ('never delivered there before mate, is it in Shirebrook?')

Is Maths with Sooty still a thing? Taught me everything I know. Until I met Loafs mum.

She says you were a slow learner. Although she used a slightly less PC word for it.