I'm chucking out twat tax left, right and centre this week.
I may have overreached myself mentally with 2 units and trying to buy a house.
2 May 2023
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Some moron has crashed a digger into the Cotgrave pit railway bridge on the A52, this in itself would be a ballache. But some do gooding bastards in a fit of nimbyism have closed Holme Lane which elevates this from a ballache, to a cunt. Obviously tonight with have Forest's biggest game in 30 years which escalates this a ballaching bastard cunt. Finally, Dyche. So this is ballaching bastard mega fucking cunt twat.
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Dyche catching some strays there. I know he’s prone to parking the bus, but crashing the digger seems a bit extreme, even for him.
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I bought a new (really good actually) smart watch, and one of those step counting ring things (not so good, doesn't do notifications).
Entirely predictably I find myself not wearing either, exactly as I was warned by someone who knows me best before hand.
What a waste of money.
Bellend.
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Opening at 3pm according to Google. Yes, I know.
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You should get an Apple Watch, they just work.
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Working isn't the problem. It's being able to wear it...and the apple watches are at the most hideously uncomfortable end of the wearing spectrum.
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think the A52 is open (one lane closed eastbound)
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Most comfortable watch I’ve ever worn. I hate wearing jewellery, still get gyp from my missus for not wearing a wedding ring. But you can swap out the strap for any style you like. I just wear the cheapo silicone one because I don’t like metal being tight on my skin. And silicone feels a lot like skin (defo some autism in there) but you can have metal, leather, silicone, canvas or that rough looking rope/braided shite.
What did you want instead? Barbed wire, regurgitated espesson beans or some venusian tungsten?
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Something smaller, lighter, not on my wrist. Basically not a watch. Hence the bellend.
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If you get a small enough strap you can definitely wear one on your bellend.
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It was open. Not sure it is now.
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Seems to be closed eastbound again to clear the jcb. Presumably with a view to reopening before the traffic starts to build up
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Which is a bigger closure than I thought. When driving, I normally come in from Stragglethorpe. This implies I can't.
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Towards the ground is westbound, though, so I'm expecting to be fine in the way in and hoping it'll be cleared by the time the game ends (or it'll be the 606 to the 46).
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Eh? Surely it's eastbound heading from Bingham to Nottm?
