What's annoying me today

Ryder Cup on tv. Some great golf but the yelling from the American crowd is making it almost unwatchable.

Absolutely thinking the same. If those stupid fucking twats would shut up it would be great but it’s a challenge to watch with the sound on.

“You’ve only got one song. You’ve only got one song.”

And the NewYork “repartee” is absolutely shit.

Earlier on, it was all coupled with Nick Faldo’s heavy breathing.

My friend asking for a lift to golf tomorrow so he can have a few drinks on the course (which doesn't bother me as I don't really like to drink when I'm playing), and then getting pissy with me because I'm not planning to leave early enough for him to have half an hour on the range before we tee off.

If I’m driving it’s my rules. Rules which I’m quite happy to change or make up on the spot.

Why the fuck do British football commentators say “Nice hit”, rather than shot or strike. It’s sounds retarded. Is this solely for the American audiences? It really irritates me.

Chicago: Part time striker.

Foot like a traction engine...

There are few meetings more pointless and irritating than the one spent watching someone else try to figure out why the spreadsheet they've built won't show the information they had created the meeting to share.

FIFA are supposed to be sending out emails today to people who were successful in the lottery for World Cup tickets. It's 1:48 and I still don't have an email. Starting to think they might be in league with the cockney bastards who run the London Marathon.

Chris Sutton being insufferably smug and not being arsed to even attempt to mask his overtly schadenfreude fuelled glee at our being in a spot of bother while talking about Newcastle v Forest.

The massive weapon.

I had a lot of these in a previous life.

Most times because the Project Manager doing the presenting / sharing wasn't really a Project Manager at all, it was just an arbitary 'catch all' bullshit title handed out to an out-of-their-depth business administitive support co-ordinator or similar, and as they such had none of the requiste skills, experience or acumen needed to perform such a function at such a level.

Not really thier fault in of itself, but it was embarrassingly painful to behold as they'd try to collate information from various sources with little or no understanding of what it actually was they were trying to achieve when their equally ill-appointed and out-of-thier-depth senior manager dropped in on them to duely share key information with other business stakeholders.

"What's you best price?"

The price we fucking quote you fucking fuckwit, fuck off and haunt greenfrog.

How about if I took two?

I'm chucking out twat tax left, right and centre this week.

I may have overreached myself mentally with 2 units and trying to buy a house.