What's annoying me today

The use of ‘just can’t get enough’ on the sky sports ads for the return of the premiership.

It ours, we used it, it’s memory is being ruined, fuck off and and play sweet Caroline

Alternatively, Celtic, for one, used it before us, we haven't used it for the best part of two years, since Cooper was fired, and I'm sure at least two other premier league clubs use it now.

We brought it into the Premier league and then we moved on to something worse (sorry ingo).

The Forest shop. Bought the new shirt. £75 including advertised free delivery. It was a bit small. Sent it back for a refund. They refunded me £65. Seems they charge £5 for a return, and if you return it, the free outgoing delivery is now not free. So it was £5 each way. If I'd known, I'd have taken it back to the shop in person. I sulked for a week or so and then of course bought the new shirt anyway. Cunts. Brand loyalty in football is annoyingly extreme.

Back in the country for 36 hours and already fed up with what an absolute shit hole full of absolute cunts it is.

It gets better once you leave the airport.

Not really. The airport's the best bit. It's all mostly fucked after that.

Soz.

The airport was fucked, escalators not working nor the e gates for immigration.

This is largely how I feel whenever I go back. 16 years since I emigrated and not for one single minute have I ever missed the UK.

Its fine until you go to London.

I'm going to Newcastle on Saturday. Newcastle is really nice. Try there.

Define fine?

I'm scarred by the steps up to the away end.

Literally the opposite.

My bit of Birmingham is nice enough. I like England tbh, though I realise I am in a privileged position.

After 14 years overseas, I returned three years ago.

The sheep in mid-Wales are as loving as they were 30 years ago. It's all about where you choose to be.

Though I plan to only be here another seven years.