What's annoying me today

Watching France v Germany. Got a slap from the missus for saying that French women have always gone down easily.

Also, one of the German players is Minge. Honest.

I wanted to point that out the other night but my 8 year old was watching so I gave it a swerve.

Reminds me of when Motty (allegedly) said 'and the Germans only have Kuntz up front'.
Also possibly 'The Italians...always looking for Totti'.

There also used to be a French rugby player called Olivier Roumat. Every time he got the ball Bill McClaren would say ' Roumat has it...'

This topic has reminded me of this absolute classic

x.com/thebarmyarmy/status/1638867423536480258?s=46&t=F0ZLhXIbuz-a9BzJUOvZlQ

Thank you for reminding of that!

Went into my local Tesco’s and 2 things annoyed me:

Walking past the pick n mix some 6-year-old grabbing a handful of sweets and shoving them in his gob while his mother just watches and smiles and then tells him he's a good boy.

Tesco having thier back-to-school stuff out when the poor little fuckers have t even broken up for summer holidays. Oh they had the Christmas sweets out as well (tubs of roses etc….)

Wifey stole a feral cat off the street. Had it done. Rehabbed and has been living with us for six months. Said cat has now managed to escape. Clearly been plotting its exit for a whole. Wifey is devastated.

I am not surprised but also savvy enough to know the little fucker will come back when she gets really hungry. Although there is a cat Napper in the neighbourhood so it could all end badly.

Chicago: Enduring hysterical texting.

The heat index today is 109F. (which is still quite hot in Celcius (43 I think). Although I am still old enough to keep calling it Centrigrade...

ANYWAY....The fucking air conditioning in the gym has failed. The damn thing went out on Friday and it was sweaty as hell for the last few days but today because of the extreme humidity is going to be deeply unpleasant. I have texted a lot of clients warning them that this probably wouldn't be a good idea. Out of the 23 people I have today only one has canceled.

I'm fucked.

Chicago: Melty pudding.

Reading this has made me nauseous at the prospect of overwhelming Illinoisan BO.

My bag of gummy bears has a disproportionate volume of red ones, which is one of the less interesting flavours.

You wouldn't need many to re-enact the pre-season friendlies.

The use of ‘just can’t get enough’ on the sky sports ads for the return of the premiership.

It ours, we used it, it’s memory is being ruined, fuck off and and play sweet Caroline