• Simonhelp_outline
    15 days ago

    Someone has been shitting in the loo that backs up in the drain.

  • JRs_Cigarettepanorama_fish_eye
    15 days ago

    Isn't the alternative of not shitting in the loo but elsewhere more annoying?

  • Lessredpanorama_fish_eye
    15 days ago

    Our downstairs toilet is like that too. We are banned from using it

  • Simonhelp_outline
    15 days ago

    There are other toilets that don't have the same problem. This one was added by the previous owner and has a corner in the waste pipe that's too sharp. This was, at least, the third time in 10 years I've had to unblock it (to add to the two times I paid someone to do it).

  • pantzcatpanorama_fish_eye
    15 days ago

    Last year we had to get someone in to unblock our waste pipe, the blockage was caused by the fancy bamboo toilet paper the missus had brought.

  • Russpanorama_fish_eye
    13 days ago

    The complete lack of football that's on today.

  • JimShadypanorama_fish_eye
    13 days ago

    Agreed. Got a bit of time to kill and figured I'd watch a game. Denied.

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    13 days ago

    Do you guys not watch the Serbian Super League?

  • JRs_Cigarettepanorama_fish_eye
    12 days ago

    He comes from Serbia

    He'll fucking murder ya

  • trickypanorama_fish_eye
    11 days ago

    About to have 'minor' oral surgery. To remove two teeth. Expecting it to be unpleasant.

    Having a pint first.

  • Gurupanorama_fish_eye
    11 days ago

    Ouch. Depending on the teeth, if they are molars, it’s much more painful afterwards so make sure you have lots of drugs available.

  • trickypanorama_fish_eye
    11 days ago

    Actually the whole process, including injections, took under a quarter of an hour. Thanks to a skilled professional extraction expert. Unlike my dentist (very good guy) who took 45 minutes to reduce them to two stumps, and then give up.

    I have very dense bones, apparently, and my roots curl around underneath....like I am the gold standard of impossible teeth extraction. How we laughed about that, before he started kneeling on my chest with pliers.

    Why have all dentists seen Marathon Man, and are determined to re-create the most gruesome scene?

  • Gurupanorama_fish_eye
    10 days ago

    Is it safe?

  • noodlehelp_outline
    10 days ago

    I had a similar experience with my wisdom teeth. Absolute motherfuckers. At the end it was unclear whether it was me or the dentist who was most traumatised by the experience… which did end with a surgeon on standby in case the bleeding didn’t stop (which, mercifully, it did).

  • JRs_Cigarettepanorama_fish_eye
    5 days ago

    Some intelligence that our building maybe a protest target today so they put on estra security procedures.

    I was in 25 minutes queue that was growing longer. Some questions I have sent to our facilities guy

    2 card readers sint enough, why can't they have more? And why does the guy on the dorr want to see your pass again 10 seconds after you've just had it scanned? And what is the sniffer dog for, an employee bringing in a bomb? If that's the case shouldn't there be a dog every day if they think employees may do that?

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