• chicagopanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Yesterday I worked from 530am until 830pm. This morning I come in for a 530am who forgot he was coming in that time and my 6am gets in a car crash. I am absolutely knackered and could have done with the sleep. Still it’s a short day as I am
    Only working until 7pm tonight.

    Chicago: Time management expert.

  • trickylens
    2 years ago

    Reductionist cockerney idiot speak spreading.

    "The proof is in the pudding."

    No it isn't. It doesn't mean anything. Fuckwit.

  • Russpanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    The new board does not appear to support signatures.

  • JRs_Cigarettepanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    At T29 at Lord's tonight. Towards end of second innings lads (mid twenties I'd say) behind tapped me on shoulder. I turned around and they feigned ignorance then tapped me on me on other shoulder, I ignored then 30 seconds later did it again and heard one of them say, stop it now.

    Turned round and said what the fuck you doing. They said wasn't me. I said fuck off, who was it then. No answer. I said fucking stop it and guy said why you getting so angry. I said because you are fucking with me you cunt.

    Had I not been with work colleagues I would've carried on but felt they had got the point. Didn't touch me any more. The cunts

  • Russpanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Arguments on Reddit about VAR. I know that site is filled with American teenagers whose primary interest in the sport is fantasy football and FIFA videogames, but I get drawn into that argument every time.

  • Muswellpanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Only yourself to blame... #keyboard warrior

  • Russpanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Informing lifelong Liverpool fan Brad, 19, from Idaho, why VAR is a fucking scourge on the game is not being a keyboard warrior, it's performing a public service.

  • Simonhelp_outline
    2 years ago

    Another fucking leaking pipe.

  • dj_bobbinspanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    It happens at our age

  • noodlehelp_outline
    2 years ago

    Construction work happening over the road. They start at 7am daily, do all the really noisy stuff in the first couple of hours and then ease off to mainly standing around doing fuck all after lunch before fucking off at 3.

    It cannot be anything other than a loud and deliberate ‘ha ha fuck you’ to all the lazy bastards living nearby who don’t keep the same hours as they do. Utter, utter, cunts.. who are militantly unionised so that there is fuck all anyone can ever do about it.

  • Ingolens
    2 years ago
  • Mangetoutpanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Too hot the rest of the time

  • Ingolens
    2 years ago

    FTFY, NDs

  • noodlehelp_outline
    2 years ago
  • JRs_Cigarettepanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    The rain. Absolutely soaked walking to station, will be sitting in wet trousers all morning.

  • JimShadypanorama_fish_eye
    2 years ago

    Away for work in Brighton currently. Woke up at 6am by the sound of rain. Seemed like it was in my room!

    It was my in room. Water was coming through the light fittings and gushing onto my bed and clothes.

    Suffice to say I'm now in a new room.

Search
  • Enter search query (at least 3 characters).

Your options