What's annoying me today

Because you're now a South Yorkshireman and have decided you hate the Pigs, or because you want them to catch Leicester?

Anyway, you can be forgiven for not cheering for any team wearing a fucking pink and gold strip. Awful.

I like Wednesday. I want them to stay up.
I hate Leeds. I don't want them promoted.

But beating both of those, I don't want Leicester to get promoted.

He's a hungry young fighter. In fact, he's actually fighting for a sandwich.

My passport doesnt work in the e gates. Last 3 times I've had to seek assistance. Nothing wrong with the chip or anything.

It's actually quicker for me to enter the US than it is come home to the UK which seems a bit perverse.

Mine never does either. It's very annoying.

Found the spastics that hold everyone up at the e-gates.

Just jump the gates like Jim

I'm more of a tail-gater tbh

Maybe they are targeting Smiths.

Chase Bank were hacked and they returned my money 48 hours after it disasppeared. it didn't stop them taking my mortage payment, My tax payment and a credit card payment whilst my money was missing. The fraud department hopefully will resolve this with the credit agencies after the bank fucked me of my perfect credit. cunts!

And yes thanks for the support you utter utter twats.

Chicago: Looking to liberate comics soon.

This would be a very big deal. What happened?

I'm guessing the hacking involved bourbon and fat fingers

I am guessing Russians…

The tech team in India confirmed it (without actually saying breach. (I called early and I got Lahore or something)…. Then I had to go to a branch and they “were aware of the problem”…

Anyway after 48 hours my money magically re-appeared. Hopefully my perfect credit isn’t shagged.

Chicago: No longer in the poor house.

The fucking clocks going forward. Why oh why oh why!!!

George Bush was indicted by the European court of human rights for war crimes (Iraq war), but it should have been for putting the clocks forward even earlier than they were already. What a knobhead!

Absolutely shattered today. Yes the clocks went forward Sunday night but we had a power cut and wifey forced me to look for the solar power generator (that we hadn’t used in years!), so that I wouldn’t snore because my cpap wasn’t working. It took an hour and 40 minutes for I realize the thing needs charging every 6 months. Fucking useless.

I always plan on going on holiday the week of the clocks coming forward but it seems to be earlier and earlier every year. Fcuksticks!

Chicago: Really grumpy.

Not for a fortnight over here.

Oh fuck off!

Chicago: Narky.