Was wondering if anyone would jump in with that one. There was a Heath Robinson sketch in the cover of one of our maths/science textbooks in school, iirc.
People complaining about kids from the poorer areas coming to the village to go trick or treating. I don't much like the annual festival of begging and extortion, but "my wealthy person treats are only for the wealthy children" makes me want to puke.
Everyone knows you get the good shit from the posh sorts.
Have they tried looking poor? Maybe they should make their homes look old and decrepit. Tell them to cover it in fake cobwebs, bats and spiders. That should do it…
Plenty of people have done that, but it's apparently for the benefit of the local children and not them poor ones from 10 minutes down the road, especially the ones with extra pigmentation.
It's not until Tuesday, let's not go to early with our holier than thou rants. We'll be doing the "poppy mafia" speech on Wednesday, over a week ahead of schedule, at this rate.