We are at the poshest wellness and longevity centre I have ever been to in Montenegro. Unfortunately the bed was so soft last night I was up most of the time with searing Sciatica. What kind of cutting edge bollocks is that???!
So no sleep, grumpy and in pain. Great fucking start!
Now I have to parade around naked in Nightgowns being prodded and manhandled all because wifey wanted this for her birthday. I feel hopelessly out of place.
Chicago: Uncomfortable.
Wish I was getting the currency speculators briefing from the white house. I wouldn't have paid my server bill yesterday in dollars. Today would have been better.
How many have you been to in Montenegro?
TBF The orange twat has been trailing 'Liberation Day' for a while now, anyone with a basic grasp of economics could have guessed the impact of tariffs to the $
The jarred sauce I wanted to have for tea is 18 months out of date.
It's only a guideline.
I'm pretty sure a man whose bloodstream is at least 50% Coca-Cola and Madri can handle some slightly expired pesto.
