What's annoying me today

Update: whatever I did appears to have worked. Rattle is no longer rattling.

Turned the radio up?

That was what was causing the rattling, which is why I thought it was the speaker mounts. But I drove to the golf club and back with the roof off and the tunes cranked, and no rattle. So whatever I did appears to have fixed it.

Tomorrow (Monday). I have 29 clients in a row from 6am until 8pm. It’s an unwelcome record and I am beginning to question my sanity.

When is successful too successful? I guess when it kills you. If we weren’t mired in house repair debt I wouldn’t take this on. Or maybe I would? Either way it’s daunting.

I hate being the popular kid. In some ways it’s a massive complement, in others I am really starting to resent my colleagues just aren’t as hard working or as good as me. Although, I don’t like seeing them around anyway.

Chicago: Close to being overwhelmed.

Are you sure it's not the golf bats?

I think they call them rods. Golf rods. He'll get ratty if you use the wrong terminology.

I think you can call them what you like. Mine are golf rotovators.

Mine are more air disrupters, any contact with something solid appears to be random.

Shit bags like 30p Lee, and ‘man of the people’ Nigel, using current events to whip up the gammons into frothing frenzy.

Yeah but it's always the darkies and none of the msm is reporting the arrested man responsible for the knife attack is the son of immigrants. Lefties have been in power five minutes and already they're hiding the truth. So a full on assault on the local mosque is the correct response.

EDIT: The above is parody and not in any way my actual personal view, obviously. Before Rich B or someone tries to recruit me.

Farage's video on Twitter is a thing of beauty. It's so Trump-like as in just absolute bollox stoking division and hate..
"The government say it's not terror-related. Are the government hiding the truth? I don't know."

Which terror group do they think it was? Militant wing of the Dua Lipa fan club?

Similarly, when Starmer visited Southport last night there was some lardy bint shouting "How many more kids have to die?" at him. How many more kids before... what, exactly? All knives are banned? Holiday clubs are outlawed, with extreme measures reserved for those involving Taylor Swift? [Actually I'd probably vote for that last bit]

I’d imagine before all dark skinned people are deported.

Realise this is somewhat tongue in cheek, but having been to see Ms Swift a few weeks back, it was a pleasant experience with a very friendly and positive atmosphere. I'd rather take some action against the dickheads in the mob last night than the millions of Swifties out there.