What I have learned today.

Schroedinger's pun?

WASPI stands for 'Women against state pension inequality', which seems somewhat misnamed, as they are actually against state pension equality.

Old birds are always the grumpiest.

Only if they are of a certain class.

We have developed a derivative of the Hyva (Pronounced Hoover) theme for Magento. We have called in Henri.

I liked Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society, best.

I hope you still follow the Canterbury University Netball Team?

We have become "high-flying Nottingham Forest" on the BBC. Makes a nice change from the years where we were "Cash-srapped Forest" or "Clown club Forest".

It is nice that there seems to be a general feeling among the media and lots of other fans that it's good to see Forest back up at the top end of the table, we aren't really being talked about as a club punching above its weight.

I wonder what Fawaz is making of all this.

I can't be sure, and I base this on nothing at all really, but I can him imagine somehow attributing this season's success to his own, diligent and visionary groundwork. Or something.

GK coach Wayne Hennessey is the cousin of ex-Forest centre half Terry Hennessey.

Utah have a team in the NHL this season.

Not so much learned as just remembered.

The former Coyotes. Fuck Bettman and fuck desert hockey.

American sports franchising still seems weird.

Being gay makes you snort coke, call Liverpoo shit and call Klopp a cunt.

That, or Coote just can't admit he fucked up.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx2p304d24do

In a separate statement issued late on Monday, he apologised for the behaviour that led to his sacking, saying: "This has been one of the most difficult periods of my life, I take full responsibility for my actions, which fell way below what was expected of me."