That Anthony Elanga has now made the same number of first-team appearances for Forest as he did Manchester United (39). He's scored two more goals in that time for us (five) then them (three), although I suspect he started more from the bench for United.
Hoping this is the season he kicks on another level - he's certainly got all the minerals. Slightly better decision-making and final ball, and he could become unplayable with that pace.
Transfermarkt says he's played 2668 minutes for us, 1791 for them. Also 9 assists for us and 3 for them. (Although assists are bullshit.)
Definitely. A great pass to create a chance depends on the player attempting the finish to make it an assist. That is complete bullshit. A chance may be created by a key pass prior to the last one. Double bullshit. You can create a chance by leaving the ball - ie not making an expected touch. Treble bullshit.
Stats totally depend on the context in which they are framed.
But relying on the major action of another player to contribute to one of what is widely considered a key personal stat. Have you seen T's kicking at the moment? Utter, utter, bullshit.
Caoimhín Kelleher's first name. Only ever heard him referred to by his surname and therefore only just leaned he's Irish.
Thought up until today that he was Scandinavian.
We had a similar discussion. Canadian, scandanavian. Nobody would have gone for oirish. We know shit all about football.
That Marvin Gaye was shot and killed by his father during a domestic dispute.
Where did you hear that?
Sitting on the dock of the bay?
No, it wasn't there.
Under the boardwalk?
No, not there either.
Paging Prof. Brian Cox and D:Ream...
NW London, apparently. In Sexual Ealing.
I guess you're wondering how he knew?
I'm all out of Marvin Gaye bantz I'm afraid. I do a good line in Foreigner quips though if needed.
Copyright Facebook, copyright Mark Morriss of Bluetones and alleged domestic violence and psychological coercive abuse fame?
That cloudflare's data centre random number generating facility involves taking a picture of a wall of lava lamps as the seed.
That WB has an M&S.
Can someone please explain the new Not Necessarily Champions League format in such terms that even I could understand?
Blah blah league format 32 team league split into seeded pots blah.
