What I have learned today.

That Erdinger Alkohol frei or whatever it is, ispretty decent. Best 0% I’ve slurped anyrode.

That was a risky click.

Some years ago, we were taking the piss out of one of the junior team and called him a "big gay bear". You could do that in them days with a court action. As is the nature of that generation, he googled the phrase. Not a mistake he made twice.
Did it effect his career? He's MD now.

Benfica haveva goalkeeper called Quim.

Tee hee.

No idea.

Quim. Heehee.

I believe your main interest is in him being an Eskimo.

Esquimau.
Anyway, it's either Inuit or something else. You pick.

It's a short guy who lives in a shitty cold house made of ice and eats a lot of fish, who cares? I doubt he gives 2 fucks what some keyboard warrior on the internet thinks.

I'm gonna have to explain the joke, aren't I?
I know it ain't funny.

I assumed it was a clever joke but I just like to go off on one without thinking.

The original Finbarr Saunders Quim reference seemed to morph into the Mighty Quinn v quickly and I'm not sure if I'm missing something deeper and meaningfully funny?

Not funny, no. Es-quim-au was part of it. The other bit was that the word "eskimo" covers 2 different groups: the Inuit and the Yupik.

When Quim the Eskimo gets here he's going to be spitting fish.

Brad Pitt is 60. That seems very wrong, but it isn't.