What I have learned today.

That blue badge holders can park on double yellow lines for up to three hours.

Are you swapping scything for clamping?

Derby have the coffee cup from the Barry Roche game in their trophy room, which is tinpot as fuck.

I am the same age as that Mansfield chairwoman bird.

Trying to book flights on Skyscanner can be maddening. Prices seem to shoot up at the drop of a hat - sometimes by £100 for the same flight.

The one with leathery breasticles?

How to upload an image, albeit after the 6th attempt.

Losing games has cost us.

Who knew?

Scoring direct from a corner is called an Olympico

The names of david dastmalchian and Patrick Fischler and the fact they aren't the same person.

Peppermint tea is a very effective appetite suppressant. I'm having a dry November and without the empty booze calories I am rampantly starving every evening, but a mug of peppermint tea with a splash of honey kills my hunger completely.

That in Carly Simon's You're So Vain, the line is: "You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte".

I had always thought it was 'as you watched yourself go by".

As you were...