I don't believe in Milton Keynes. I believe it is a shared mass hallucination induced by a race of lizard people hiding their secret settlement where they dictate world politics and VAR decisions.
16 May 2023
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Whilst watch Alice Cooper in the crowd at MK Bowl a random bird put her hand down my pants and made everything sticky.
I also pushed my mate down the banking into two fat blokes and they went apeshit.
True stories. I have not been back.
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You get it.
Bulls puns -
Although I am back there soon for the away game.
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Sticky Vicky might turn up.
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I doubt she's still going.
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Why, was she close to drawing her pension?
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Perhaps she’s returned on a regular basis ever since, just on the off chance of another tug on Ingo.
Much like how my dog found a dead badger in a hedge bottom once and now we can’t walk past that spot again without her checking if another disgustingly stinky, rotten badger has been deposited there.
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I'll see you and raise you an 'exscape'.
