What I have learned today.

If you add a Borroca tablet to a bottle of Sprite in an airport it fizzes up like fuck and most of it goes all over the floor outside of JD Sports.

It's a Coke and Mentos to get the amusing rocket effect, you fool. Think on.

I wonder why it doesn't happen anywhere else.

I was thinking why the fuck you would be nuts enough to try that. And then Ingo,

Ingos gonna Ingo.

That versions of the Tits, Fanny and Forest song are sung at many other grounds. I always thought it had its roots in the old story about there being many more women than men in Nottingham. I believe that was once true several decades ago but is no longer the case.

The more women than men thing is, I'm led to understand, related to the fact that the lace factories were used to make parachutes during WWII, and so after the war when the men returned Nottingham had large amounts of women living here as a result of that employ.

It's a pity that Sangare decided to fanny around so it all went tits up.

For all that they're likely to bring on the end of the human race and possibly the destruction of the entire planet, AI tools are very good at finding artist presale codes.

Costa Rica isn't an island in the Caribbean, it's in Central America.

So you've had a you / Rica moment?

Fleetwood play the Captain Pugwash theme when they score.

The whole premise of austerity pursued but Osbourne and many other countries was based on research by two Harvard Professors who's findings were totally wrong because they didn't drag a formula on their spreadsheet far enough.

Milton Keynes has three Premier Inns, including one in the "Theatre District". The one I'm looking at staying in doesn't have a car park, which seems rather an oversight for a town/city completely designed around the car. I have to go there for business.

Milton Keynes has a Theatre district.