What I have learned today.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx2p304d24do

In a separate statement issued late on Monday, he apologised for the behaviour that led to his sacking, saying: "This has been one of the most difficult periods of my life, I take full responsibility for my actions, which fell way below what was expected of me."

Russ is a bummer, pass it on.

The lead singer of Irish 'indie-rock' darlings Inhaler is the son of Bono, the Irish insufferable bellend.

D:Ream keyboards, Beatles split up etc, I'm sure....

Name drop alert

I was having dinner with Bono and Mrs Bono when I first heard Inhaler and found out it was their son. Of note, both he and, especially his wife, were delightful.

A friend of mine’s son tours with them. Apparently they have the mother of all tour buses.

Say what you like, Guru, Bono is still a cunt. And so is his son who lacks the imagination to do anything but follow in the footsteps of the cunt of a man who fathered him.

I mean. I had about 5h of one-on-one action and my cunt-radar did not sense that. I’m not agreeing with everything he says or does. I’m just saying I’ve met far more obvious and immediate cunts in my life.

Also, if cuntitude is defined by following in your father’s footsteps, that would cover quite a lot of people….

I used to know a guy who ran the Canadian branch of the One Trust, Bono's charitable foundation. He always had nothing but good things to say about Bono. Mind you, he was a bit of a knob himself.

One's mind is not for changing. Bono's a cunt.

I briefly met The Edge once, he also seemed a nice chap.

Surely following in parents footsteps is at least part a genetic thing, you're likely to be good at things they are.

So basically you're staying the science of genetics is a cunt.

To be fair I have never had dinner with Bono, nor do I have any other sort of real world barometer by which to gauge his score on the bellend-icator scale, so fair do's.

I’m interested in how Guru got to have dinner with Bono.

Cunt night at the Tuesday Club I expect.

I feel the bigger question is what sort of shoes was Bono wearing?