What I have learned today.

According to the official World Cup bid process, FIFA class Saudi Arabia's human rights risk as 'medium'

They are doing far worse than that. They were trying to build a 200 mile city or something in the desert and the locals were in the way so SBS or whatever the fuck his name was sent in the army to "Clear the area". Lots of people murdered for the betterment of Saudi Arabia. Here

Let's not all forget this either

Fuck the Saudi's.

Chicago: Whitewash free

Harvey Barnes is 3 years older than CHO

Don't buy expensive hoovers. Once you do, they move into the "tech" area of house equipment, and suddenly are my responsibility to maintain and use.

Hoovers achieved perfection with Henry. What sort of clown would by anything else?

Bullshit. A Henry is called a Henry Hoover. A Hoover is never called a Hoover Henry.

This sounds a bit like one of those 11+ questions (showing my age here). All hoovers are vacuum cleaners, but not all vacuum cleaners are hoovers- true or false?

Hoover is a brand name. Henry isn’t a Hoover. Henry is a Numatic vacuum cleaner.

You'd think Numatic would have called it Gary.

German philosophers were always arguing about hoovers. It seems Nietzsche abhors a vacuum.

Oh Dave. That might be simultaneously your finest and your worst work yet.

Talkback.

Always the nii-tsche in-jokes.

Schroedinger's pun?