Wet Shambolic Utd (A match thread)

CHO has been close to as bad as Sangare, and they both played almost the full 90. Not Nuno's finest hour.

I would not be surprised now….

And 3.

Does Mourinho work in the Nuno on the piss song cadence?

Kinda.

Asking the important questions here.

That was utterly dreadful.

Still think we should had a penalty in the first half. Other than that totally deserved to lose.

Everyone was totally off

Chicago: Bleaaargh.

Morgan needs to hope that Tuchel has been watching the Brighton / Man City game.

Even Chelsea wouldn’t have got that one.
Never a pen!

Just to put the turd icing on the shit cake, the international broadcast had Rob Lee on commentary and he enjoyed it way too much.

We deserved nothing at all from that game. It wasn’t a penalty. None of our substitutions made a blind bit of difference and theirs did.

I guess the nicest thing you can say is that Wet Sham did a Forest on Forest.

We were slow building and they were vulnerable from balls over the top. N’Doye going off was a weird one. He was the only one running off the lines. If Elanga was playing (and yes I know he is gone), the first break in the first half when Dan got free probably would have ended more positively.

I hope none of the player targets saw that.

Chicago: flattened out.

When you are reportedly going into talks with the owner after the game, it's probably not a great idea to put on arguably the worst performance of your time at the club...

As did Upson on Sky.

Can we play that again. I want a redo.

Chicago: Delusional.

I think it's some way off his worst performance but it does make it easier for Marinakis to say, "thanks but as you aren't happy here anyway, maybe it's best for all concerned if we get someone else for the next step."

I disagree. It was clear the tactics weren’t working and that several players were having stinkers. He’s never had so much firepower off the bench (at Forest) and he didn’t adjust or substitute wisely. It was a total capitulation in the last 10.

I’d go as far to say that’s what Nuno wants.

His cranky press conferences didn’t work so he decided to manage a game like that today.