Wet Shambolic Utd (A match thread)

I wanted to call this Potter's field based on the Anthrax song about a graveyard but feared that Shady wouldn't get it and etc etc.

So the 'Appy 'Ammers are a mess but they have done a lot to address their midfield problem by bringing in the young aggressive Frenchman Magassa. A player we were very interested in. Then they only and went and snatched our number two target of the summer (Behind Douglas Luiz) because they were willing to pay poo tons of money for Mateus Fernandes.

So have they been signed too late to face us or are we in for a tougher battle than we wanted. Jarrod Bowen is cross if it's any consolation. They conceed a lot. (I think three a game currently) we don't. We usually do well against them at the WFCG. They hopefully come in to be spanked.

I think we play the same team to begin with and Sangare has a pearler.

In order to be predictable I say 3-1 to the Mighty reds. Wood, Cho and a new bloke. Some silly goal for them.... For some weird reason I would like to see Taiwo for one last time (if he is leaving).

Chicago: Optimistic.

I predict Luiz in for Sangare, Mcatee/Hutchinson in for Ndoye.

The only way you’ll see Taiwo play is if there was a napalm strike on the training ground earlier whilst Big T was inside having a cuppa.

1-1, 0-1 or 3-0. You heard it here first.

Loser gets Mourinho?
Don't think Wet Sham have scored at the WFCG since we came back up. In fact I think the sequence is 1-0, 2-0, 3-0.
So 4-0, obviously and the crowd chant 'if Nuno stays we win the lot' to the tune of Tom Hark by The Piranhas.

Wouldn't be entirely shocked to see United try and have a reunion with Jose. Amorim looks like a dead man walking, and Mourinho finishing second with an inferior Man U squad to the one there today in retrospect looks like a hell of a good job.

We are miles better than them - only one possible result, 0-1. Potter survives for another few weeks.

West Ham officially announced Magassa about an hour ago, so unless they've been sitting on it all day it seems they probably didn't hit the 12 noon deadline, and even if they did he won't have had any chance to train with the team.

From what I've read, it's not like he'd be worse than what they've got, even without training

Apparently Paqueta doesn’t want to play for West Ham, he wants to go to Villa.

DM me if anyone wants a ticket for £30 today. Will not be sat with me incase that was a concern.

Tandem turnstile jump?

I saw some kids jump over the wall at the back of the lower Bridgford a couple of seasons back for the Man U league cup semi.

But he is playing today.

And we’re unchanged!

The new full back just got introduced on the pitch. Handsome young fella.

They've gone to 4231 and dropped WanBissaka?

Gibbs White is playing like he's been on the piss for the last 3 days

Looked a penalty to me.

Chelsea would have been given that.

Chicago: Blah.