We need to talk about Branch.

Anderson waved his willy at it, but it wasn't big enough

To be fair it probably shocked them

We're all just waiting for the Wolves winner aren't we?

I believe that stunning overhead attempt from Ndoye was our 32nd shot of the evening.

Ortega might've just saved Dyche's job and another Marinakis TV there.

Well done Ingo, good show.
At least Wolves are up to 9 points.

Dyche very close to blaming the crowd in his interview there. Cunt

I'm not sure I've ever seen a 5 on 1 in the Premier League before.

Lucca should be sent back to whichever pizza parlour he was working in before we decided he could be a footballer.

TNT saying senior players have been called to the owner's box, where he's presumably asking for opinions on the manager.

Or he's got a cow up there, handing them a banjo and asking if they can hit it.

Has he not seen our set piece deliverance?

I promised a draw, I delivered a draw. I did promise goals, you got a shot about every 160 seconds, it wasn't my fault they were all crap.

It was actually 6 on 1. They frankly get in each others way.

I'd heard rumours of that, but found it hard to believe.

I mean missing a 5 on 1 you can understand, but 6, come on.

It's feeling very much like a relegation season, isn't it?