Turk-ear

He plays. Strong team.

Let's hope a midfield runner can get within cooee of Jesus, and we hit his feet (or chest, to be fair).

The team has given me a lift. It's strong. Let's fucking have em.

This is a really stupid kick off time.

Oh fuck it's Ally McCoist so it is right enough.

I was certain it was 5:30. Just cycled through 15+ red lights to make the pub in time. To then find I've still got 15 minutes.

I actually quite like him and Fletch.

Unless you’re in Istanbul in which case it’s probably late enough already

I can only find a river in Arabic.

That looks like a tactical injury to pause the game for some Fenerbahce coaching having not had a kick so far.
We've started really positively, though the whole putting the ball in the box thing is still problematic.
As demonstrated by MGW's Anderson tribute with that free kick.

MURILLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s a bit special

Lmao that's straight out of me playing Pro Evo circa 1998

Cracking run from Jesus

About time he finishes one.

Wow. That will add £10m to his price.