If Murillo scores we win 3-0 seems to be the new if Yatesy scores we're in the nearest available water course.
17 Feb 2026
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Out of the country this week so missed the game and can't see any of the goals on the socialz unfortunately as those videos are 'not available in your location'.
Which is a pity because the Murillo goal sounds a good 'un.
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We’ve finally got the goal we all wanted on the end of one of his marauding runs up the pitch. The absolute worldy he seems more than capable of next, please.
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Hope this works for you
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Every goal is always linked region free on Reddit as well, specifically reddit.com/r/soccer.
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Thought the ref was very good too, could easily have been intimidated in there, but wasn’t.
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I was only half watching because I was on work calls (again, that kick off time is stupid), but Morgan looked like he was having one of those games that reminds you why he's so important to us.
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Perfect, thanks.
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Couple of records tonight as well: Forest's largest away win ever in Europe, and Jesus broke Barry Girdles' record for most goals in a single European campaign (granted Girdles never got to play in a convoluted league format competition).
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Can someone explain to me a) the meaning of Jesus's goal celebration and b) why he hasn't been fined for it yet? It is objectively awful, firing a pretend gun at the crowd and then committing suicide with said gun.
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Yeah. Stamp out those little fires. Let's not look at the petrol and matches people.
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It's not what you'd expect from, a good boy. Maybe he's not the Messiah?
But it is terrible.
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I like it. Haven’t given any thought to the what or the why, tbh, but I think his execution* is excellent.
I mime shooting myself in the head frequently. Is that bad?
* does an unintended pun become intended when you notice it and leave it there because you want the pun and also you want the no-pun-intended point to stand unsullied by wordplay? Either way, I do think he does it well.
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AI says (so must be true)
No idea about the shooting self in head bit. I'm not sure I can get too pearl clutchy over it though.
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This is the 15th time that Pereira has been appointed to a club and he is unbeaten in his first match each time. Could we sack him this morning and reappoint him this afternoon?
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It's your fault for calling it a bullet header on page 3.
