t'internet is fucked

Is it the Russians, the Chinese or Tricky?

It's normally JP.

One of the first symptoms was the NZ banks going down. I honestly thought for a second it might have been me.

It's fucking Bill Gates.

Again

If it is I hope someone is filming the aforementioned Tricky for his reaction to the news.

Nevermind GrotTube taking ages to load Dwarf Bang. The Co-op tills throughout Lincolnshire are all broken as well.

Tin hat and paraffin on standby. This is how it starts.

Paging RC...(except that's probably fucked as well).

All seem to be functioning ok down here at LMU Global HQ.

Seems it's CrowdStrike: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cnk4jdwp49et

Some of our servers are down. So I can only half do my job. So I'm down to a quarter of normal productivity.

Colleague of mine WFH is annoyed.
All her housemates got calls first thing, telling them not to turn their laptops on (fears their anti-virus had been affected), so are not working.
We're working as normal...

Yeah Mrs has been told to turn her computer off. We've not been told that yet slightly annoyingly.

Bit late for that. I just put an axe through the postie’s head.

We've been told not to turn ours off if on and vice versa. Basically just leave them alone.