Time To Get Ticking by giving the Muff a good Dicking! (A Match thread)

New Season: Same old bollocks....

Yes it's slightly Juvenile but so is Talkback and my good self. Jim7 doesn't like shouting although this title really should be louder. Anyway, I have a deep hatred of the Muff and am happy that Dominic Soldonkey bollocks has fucked off to the Spuds.

I think we will come out of the gates hot and fast and win. I would say 2-0 but alas we don't keep clean sheets even if we have recruited an Eastern European mob enforcer type.

Heart says 2-0. CHO And Anderson. Head says 2-1 because we cannot defend corners and someone will make a cock up.

I am the eternal optimist so I say a splendid start to the season before reality kicks in a few games down the line.

Let's hope there isn't a Premier League referee who conjures up any 2x yellow card offences or ignores obvious penalties. It would be nice to start stress and Controversy free. It's not the Forest way bit miracles do happen. (see the recent election and the Miracle men...)

Chicago: Chubbing up.

I will probably miss most of this as I am going to Punk In Drublic, NOFX's 2 day punk and beer festival that is also their final ever tour. I am far less excited for the start of this season than I have been for a few years, I have so much shit going on right now that it's kind of snuck up on me.

Horrible nickname. "CHO" perfectly fine in text/print, but spoken "Cho is awful.

You can shout if you like. My enthusiasm for the new season remains unmustered.

But just for you, 4-0 home win, top of the league, and an immediate10% price hike for tickets to the next home game.

My old Mum will be swirling in her urn over this thread title. Her name was Muff, you bastard.

At school, our 5th year head of year's name was 'Maggie Smith', so she was affectionately known as 'Saggy Miff' if that helps the debate at all.

Somehow this information might end up in talkback lore…. Just got to get the right angle….

Chicago: Paging Ingo.

I’m sure we’ve been through this before. You senile bastard.

To be honest this has been happening to me a lot. I suggested to a client who had just flown back from watching the Olympics that since Parisians all left town in August it probably would have been a good time to stage the games then. She looked at me and said, “you know this is August 12th right?”

I looked at her and said, “errr thought it was July”.

Chicago: Losing it.

If he'd forgotten you should have either:

A) pointed out the irony
Or
B) clumped him again

2-1 Forest

3-2 to muff. Same shit different season.

Nope. He’s just waiting for his moment.