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Things I Xan't Say on LinkedIn

Sean
28 Jul 2025
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    Sean
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    28 Jul 2025, 11:13 a.m. 28 Jul 2025, 11:13 a.m.
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    Really?

    Did the Lioness' historic' and 'amazing performance' (lion emoji, explosion emoji) really inspire you to go and smash it, (100, emoji), today? Did it?

    Here isn't why.

    #wafflebollocks. 100.

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    Sean
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    28 Jul 2025, 11:17 a.m. 28 Jul 2025, 11:17 a.m.
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    See also "Titles in Thread Titles I Can't Correct on Talkback ".

    spazwit. 100.

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    Dave_Rave
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    28 Jul 2025, 11:30 a.m. 28 Jul 2025, 11:30 a.m.
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    Come on Sean - these people are just living their best life.

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    Sean
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    28 Jul 2025, 11:37 a.m. 28 Jul 2025, 11:37 a.m.
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    Passionate about teamwork until prosecco o clock.
    (raised hallelujah hands emoji).

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    Dave_Rave
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    28 Jul 2025, 11:40 a.m. 28 Jul 2025, 11:40 a.m.
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    And then it's date night with 'this one'?

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    Psychobel
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    28 Jul 2025, 11:42 a.m. 28 Jul 2025, 11:42 a.m.
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    @Dave_Rave has written:

    And then it's date night with 'this one'?

    Here's how...

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    tricky
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    28 Jul 2025, 8:30 p.m. 28 Jul 2025, 8:30 p.m.
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    @Sean has written:

    See also "Titles in Thread Titles I Can't Correct on Talkback ".

    spazwit. 100.

    I just thought it was some modern wanky terminology that I didn't understand. You should have just styled it out.

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    Sean
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    29 Jul 2025, 12:54 p.m. 29 Jul 2025, 12:54 p.m.
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    @tricky has written:
    @Sean has written:

    See also "Titles in Thread Titles I Can't Correct on Talkback ".

    spazwit. 100.

    I just thought it was some modern wanky terminology that I didn't understand. You should have just styled it out.

    In business, it's it's important to own it to learn and grow from our mistakes.

    Here's how...

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    Psychobel
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    29 Jul 2025, 1:33 p.m. 29 Jul 2025, 1:33 p.m.
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    @Sean has written:

    Here's how...

    Even reading that phrase here and not on LinkedIN, my temper started to flare. Cunts.

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    Guru
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    29 Jul 2025, 1:52 p.m. 29 Jul 2025, 1:52 p.m.
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    It’s funny. I find “Here’s How” as irritating as anyone but I don't associate it with LinkedIn but with the other socials like Twitter and Instagram (often associated with “a thread…”)

    I do get very triggered by people who are thrilled/delighted/excited/humbled to be doing something.

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    tricky
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    29 Jul 2025, 2:07 p.m. 29 Jul 2025, 2:07 p.m.
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    @Guru has written:

    I do get very triggered by people who are thrilled/delighted/excited/humbled to be doing something.

    I don't mind if they show me, rather than tell me.

    If they have to tell you something, it's probably not true. (although I don't have a lot of direct experience of thrilled, delighted, excited, or err humbled.)

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    Ingo
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    29 Jul 2025, 2:22 p.m. 29 Jul 2025, 2:22 p.m.
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    No probs, that's easy: Thrilled, excited and delighted, are basically the same thing - look at me. Social media humbled is "I've just met a disabled person".

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    Guru
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    29 Jul 2025, 2:31 p.m. 29 Jul 2025, 2:31 p.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    No probs, that's easy: Thrilled, excited and delighted, are basically the same thing - look at me. Social media humbled is "I've just met a disabled person".

    Or “humbled to be receiving the xxx* award”

    • normally something fairly trivial: like the ingo award for shoelace tying.
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    Sean
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    29 Jul 2025, 2:45 p.m. 29 Jul 2025, 2:45 p.m.
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    If Swiss Toni was on LinkedIn the Internet would break. 100.

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    Sean
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    29 Jul 2025, 2:51 p.m. 29 Jul 2025, 2:51 p.m.
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    @Guru has written:
    @Ingo has written:

    No probs, that's easy: Thrilled, excited and delighted, are basically the same thing - look at me. Social media humbled is "I've just met a disabled person".

    Or “humbled to be receiving the xxx* award”

    • normally something fairly trivial: like the ingo award for shoelace tying.

    I'm more of an honoured kind of a guy myself.

    And thankful / blessed to be part of such a talented team.

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    Jake
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    29 Jul 2025, 4:02 p.m. 29 Jul 2025, 4:02 p.m.
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    @Guru has written:

    Or “humbled to be receiving the xxx* award”

    Not sure you can be humbled by receiving a porn star award.

    Pleasured maybe.

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