How and when to drop "bitten on the fanny" in real world conversation.
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Probably easier for an American.
Can you be a victim of necrophilia? I mean, it's not nice, but you are dead. Does that mean that you are also likely to be a victim of incineration, or burial,
I'd take it as a compliment, if I could.
I recall a documentary about Marilyn Monroe from years ago. Her post mortem concluded that she'd had sex, after death, about three times. Commensurate with the number of mortuary attendants on duty.
Gagging for it.
As ever, people are the problem.
It is an interesting if somewhat macabre thing to think about. After all, it is not illegal to have sex with inanimate objects, and I have to imagine that most of us would agree that our bodies are that once we die - if you're not a believer in the afterlife then the essence of you is gone forever and has no claim over or use for your body, and if you are a believer then you've already moved onto a different realm and left it behind forever, thus relinquishing any ownership. I guess the legal argument would be that a body belongs to the estate and it is illegal to have sex with other people's things without their permission, but I think the punishment for having sex with a dead person's car or washing machine or dressing table would be rather different to having sex with their body.
Still. I've definitely spent too long thinking about it now, so thanks for that Tricky.
It's what the thread is for. It has taken necrophilia to illustrate it.
That's what I call a good bad.
Accidental mamma-mia.
Did those people 'appalled' by the 'personal revelations' of Kyle walker miss that he was fined for breaking covid regulations to book a threesup with hookers?
Most people can barely remember what they were outraged by last week, let alone four years ago.
Rubbish, if me or Chic bumped into Michael Branch he'd still be getting a piece of our tiny tiny minds.
May as well be hung for a sheep than a lamb.
I can't remember the outcome. I hope he was bloody well hung.
If he’s paying for it, it’s probably the same price either way.
Thursday is in many ways one of the best days of the week, but it's the only day of the week that never has any interesting football.
