• 7 Mar 2024, 6:53 p.m.

    Thursday is in many ways one of the best days of the week, but it's the only day of the week that never has any interesting football.

  • 7 Mar 2024, 6:57 p.m.

    You could watch Roma V Brighton and cheer for injuries.

  • 7 Mar 2024, 7:36 p.m.

    By the sounds of it the injuries are primarily in the crowd. The Italian hooligans have done a pretty good job over the years of letting the English and Dutch take most of the heat for being cunts when they're every bit as capable themselves.

    Still though. It's not remotely interesting as a competition, is it?

  • 11 Sep 2024, 11:59 a.m.

    Especially?

    Most mammals have it, but humans and horses especially have it? How does that work then? What makes it not especial for those mammals that have it, but aren't horses or humans?

  • 17 Sep 2024, 1:13 p.m.

    Trying not to reflect on international footballing bodies stating that a government regulator for football is problematic as there must be one body responsible for football governance in a national association, in the light of the inability to pin Schroedinger's foxes to any accountable authority and not saying a dicky bird about it.

    Not doing very well.

  • 17 Sep 2024, 11:49 p.m.

    The 'champions' league. What the merry fuck is that? I mean I newsstand that it's all about money, not football. But how on earth have people been persuaded to go all ra ra ra about propping up no mark foreign teams, at the cost of everyone's air miles, the wear and tear on players, destroying the domestic pyramid, and the cost to ordinary fans of what was community clubs, while diminishing the domestic product on display.

    I just don't get how people are persuaded to buy this shit, but the whole thing can get fucked as far as I am concerned.

  • 1 Nov 2024, 9:08 p.m.

    Why are teams promoted above a certain level made to rip out astro pitches, and install grass ones?

    Given that we've moved to spanish dancing, with no tackling allowed, and all the players stay on their feet, apart from when they are diving, why does the game have to be played on grass? They should make astro compulsory, and then we could have completely covered stadiums so that we don't get piss wet all winter.

  • 1 Nov 2024, 11:55 p.m.

    The FA are in cahoots with the grass seed industry.

    You should see the back lawns of the FA executive committee members, pristine they are.