The Talkback Merry Christmas Thread 2025

Happy Christmas!

Was trying to think of some amusing comments about Igor's birthday, but couldn't quite get there.

Merry Christmas all.
The horses on the yard are all fed, mucked out, turned out/brought in depending on their routine and the day is off to a good (if rather cold) start. Time now to start dishing out the treats and gifts Santa has left for them 😁
I hope everyone enjoys the day.

Tricky running a pub seems to be an entirely new branch to the mythology. Am I drunk already?

Anyway Happy Christmas, all.

Was about to post similar.

Pint of Massively Opinionated and a bag of pork scratchings please barman

Would those be the marmite, strawberry and lead pork scratchings?

Happy Fucking Christmas Fucking Mutha Fuckas.

Teaser for Gammon & Mince Christmas special. Gammon, Mince, Ingo the T-Shirt printer and an errant surprise visitor from a far away land all end up in an accidental lock in at Tricky the Paranoid Landlord's new pub, where due an unfortunate and unexpected chain of events, things soon start to go wrong. With HILARIOUS results!

Will there be enough Madri to last? Find out later!

I read it twice, then thought I was missing a joke. We need more about this.

I thought I was Gammon, or as this is an Xmas special have I got two roles in this, a La Miami Twice? Either was I suppose this means i'm on for double Madri. Maybe you could use Madri Twice as a working title.

I'm more into Brewdog or Beavertown than Madri.

If Tricky has a pub how come we haven’t got drunk in it yet?

That works, the kind of drinks more expected of a mince whilst a gammon sips on madri or Stella.

I feel that Mince should be boycotting Brewdog.

I feel that a true Mince wouldn’t be fond of beaver either.

To be honest I have trouble telling you and Loafe apart.

Anyway, spoilers.

Inconsistent principles are key to the character.