Did you have it removed so you were "flexible" enough
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I can conclusively prove that that particular myth is just that.
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Dropped my house keys - 2 small Yale keys - onto my toes from around hip height.
Fuck me it hurt. -
Got a cold, or covid, not sure which. Third one since Christmas, despite having my covid and flu jabs.
I'm pretty convinced that living four years in the country allowed my immune system to think it was having early retirement, and now I've returned to the city it's fucking hopeless.
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Strippers are always giving me AIDS.
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Kind of explains why you like Hoijland as a footballer.
Chicago: Clean.
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Someone definitely needs to teach Russ not to lick the big city strippers, or he might not make it through another winter.
Nobody would wish the ensuing famine on the tattoo artist community.
... Well. I say nobody.....
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I can think of worse ways to go.
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I have reached the coughing up large gobs of phlegm stage of my cold. I'm going to a punk show tonight (Madball), so it might be good timing.
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I got bitten by mosquitos on the ankle twice while walking the dogs. Through socks. Itchy as fuck.
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Ticks?
Beware ticks.
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Cunts, the lot of them
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Off to get a PSA blood test later. I still really hate needles and blood tests especially.
You'd have thought I'd be down with this sort of thing by now...
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Good luck Sean. It's better than a finger up the arse.
....or is it?
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Turns out they wanted to do the full shebang. No one told me....
PSA, cholesterol, liver and kidney function, some sort of bone thing (?). And then booked me in for a full medical in 2 weeks. Which is nice.
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And I'm going tooooooo.........
Live. Probably. Bloods all normal anyway. So that's quite good.
