• Lessredpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Did you have it removed so you were "flexible" enough

  • KarlMarkpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    I can conclusively prove that that particular myth is just that.

  • a month ago

    Dropped my house keys - 2 small Yale keys - onto my toes from around hip height.
    Fuck me it hurt.

  • Russpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Got a cold, or covid, not sure which. Third one since Christmas, despite having my covid and flu jabs.

    I'm pretty convinced that living four years in the country allowed my immune system to think it was having early retirement, and now I've returned to the city it's fucking hopeless.

  • Jakepanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Strippers are always giving me AIDS.

  • a month ago

    Kind of explains why you like Hoijland as a footballer.

    Chicago: Clean.

  • trickylens
    a month ago

    Someone definitely needs to teach Russ not to lick the big city strippers, or he might not make it through another winter.

    Nobody would wish the ensuing famine on the tattoo artist community.

    ... Well. I say nobody.....

  • Russpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    I can think of worse ways to go.

  • Russpanorama_fish_eye
    24 days ago

    I have reached the coughing up large gobs of phlegm stage of my cold. I'm going to a punk show tonight (Madball), so it might be good timing.

  • Psychobelpanorama_fish_eye
    23 days ago

    I got bitten by mosquitos on the ankle twice while walking the dogs. Through socks. Itchy as fuck.

  • trickylens
    23 days ago

    Ticks?

    Beware ticks.

  • Psychobelpanorama_fish_eye
    22 days ago

    Cunts, the lot of them

  • Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    21 days ago

    Off to get a PSA blood test later. I still really hate needles and blood tests especially.

    You'd have thought I'd be down with this sort of thing by now...

  • trickylens
    21 days ago

    Good luck Sean. It's better than a finger up the arse.

    ....or is it?

    ?

  • Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    21 days ago

    Turns out they wanted to do the full shebang. No one told me....

    PSA, cholesterol, liver and kidney function, some sort of bone thing (?). And then booked me in for a full medical in 2 weeks. Which is nice.

  • Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    20 days ago

    And I'm going tooooooo.........

    Live. Probably. Bloods all normal anyway. So that's quite good.

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