• trickylens
    2 months ago

    FTFY.

  • Muswellpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Your more than welcome, let me know where to send the invoice for the consultation.

    In medical news the above message was sent whilst I was sat in the waiting room before for my colonoscopy, now home with a clean bill of health and with 5 years before the next.

    My only complaint, not offered a cup of tea post procedure instead it was water or orange juice.

  • Lessredpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    They didn't even buy you dinner?

  • Resident_Alienpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    Obligatory Moon River reference

  • Dave_Ravepanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    There's a 'bottoms up' joke in here somewhere...

  • Dave_Ravepanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    They certainly crossed him in style.

  • Lessredpanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    In Morocco for a nice break.

    Spent all day being ill in our room.

    Ace

  • 2 months ago

    The Medical testing and longevity stuff went swimmingly. Turns out I am in optimal health for a 20 year old let alone a 54 year old. The only problem being the two discs in my back fusing and compressing my sciatic nerve which is not fun let me tell you. They just shot me with steroids for free and it is doing much better thank you. Turns out you can buy over the counter stuff too which will help if I have more issues before the fucking discs eventually fuse. The cost of these over the counter muthafcukas? 1 euro and 86 cents. Fucking rip off!!!

    I love this place!

    Chicago: Roided up!

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    2 months ago

    This could lead to peak matchday thread:

    'roid rage
    Scousers
    European football on the cards
    Shady fucking up our excellent run

    I'm expecting big things.

  • Simonhelp_outline
    2 months ago

    Oh, so now it’s ok for me to send shit through the post? Tell that to the judge.

  • Psychobelpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    May have been drinking yesterday, bent over to pick up a cig I dropped, slipped and head butted the floor. Always fun having a pubs first aiders wiping up blood dripping from your forehead at 1am.

  • Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Smoking's bad kids, mmkaay.

  • Russpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Yeah but it looks cool

  • Seanpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Not with your face planted in the concrete it doesn't. I speak with some authority of experience on this.

    I'm also coming up to my 3rd anniversary of quitting, so it's my duty, by law, to mention it at any given opportunity no matter how tenous and to do so in as supercilious a manner as possible.

  • KarlMarkpanorama_fish_eye
    16 days ago

    Had a full health MOT done. All blood tests good, liver and kidney function good, no issues with cholesterol or blood sugar. Also had a chest x-ray to check lungs. The doctor was laughing at the notes that came back from the x-ray, pointing out that I was missing a rib and had nodules on my lungs. The nodules are scars from my illness and I'm pretty well aware of the missing rib.

  • Lessredpanorama_fish_eye
    16 days ago

    Did you have it removed so you were "flexible" enough

  • KarlMarkpanorama_fish_eye
    16 days ago

    I can conclusively prove that that particular myth is just that.

  • Dave_Ravepanorama_fish_eye
    16 days ago

    Dropped my house keys - 2 small Yale keys - onto my toes from around hip height.
    Fuck me it hurt.

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