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chicago
6 May 2023
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    Sean
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    18 Jan 2025, 10:17 a.m. 18 Jan 2025, 10:17 a.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    I've been in England for 24 hours and I've already fallen off the bed in a drunken mess and split my head open. Claret everywhere.

    I hated it when that used to happen. Spilling wine is stressful. Arf.
    (hope you're ok hun x).

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    BrettWilliams
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    18 Jan 2025, 10:32 a.m. 18 Jan 2025, 10:32 a.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    I've been in England for 24 hours and I've already fallen off the bed in a drunken mess and split my head open. Claret everywhere.

    Christ, hope you're OK. Good luck at A&E - you'll need it. Hopefully you've got a decent book to pass the 18-hour wait time.

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    Russ
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    18 Jan 2025, 10:55 a.m. 18 Jan 2025, 10:55 a.m.
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    Nah, it's fine. No hospital needed.

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    tricky
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    18 Jan 2025, 11:22 a.m. 18 Jan 2025, 11:22 a.m.
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    I've always enjoyed the way head wounds spurt, when you dilute your bloodstream with booze.

    Still on for the pub tomorrow?

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    Sean
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    18 Jan 2025, 11:22 a.m. 18 Jan 2025, 11:22 a.m.
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    Canadian Ewoks? Fucking nails mate.

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    Russ
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    18 Jan 2025, 11:28 a.m. 18 Jan 2025, 11:28 a.m.
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    @tricky has written:

    I've always enjoyed the way head wounds spurt, when you dilute your bloodstream with booze.

    Still on for the pub tomorrow?

    Yes sir, the solution for alcohol related injuries is clearly more alcohol.

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    Muswell
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    18 Jan 2025, 2:42 p.m. 18 Jan 2025, 2:42 p.m.
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    @Russ has written:
    @tricky has written:

    I've always enjoyed the way head wounds spurt, when you dilute your bloodstream with booze.

    Still on for the pub tomorrow?

    Yes sir, the solution for alcohol related injuries is clearly more alcohol.

    Someone please find the “my body is a temple, i work out every morning, only eating lentils and super foods Russ” he seems lost.

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    Russ
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    18 Jan 2025, 3:06 p.m. 18 Jan 2025, 3:06 p.m.
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    I left him in Canada while the rest of me is on vacation. Although tbf I'm still eating fairly clean and not drinking much beer, last night was all about the martinis.

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    Muswell
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    18 Jan 2025, 3:14 p.m. 18 Jan 2025, 3:14 p.m.
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    @Russ has written:

    ….. last night was all about the martinis.

    Guaranteed to lead to trouble…

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    Ingo
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    18 Jan 2025, 6:24 p.m. 18 Jan 2025, 6:24 p.m.
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    You've travelled a 1/3 of the way round the globe to drink English Martinis? What came first, the bang on the head or the cocktails?

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    tricky
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    18 Jan 2025, 6:31 p.m. 18 Jan 2025, 6:31 p.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    You've travelled a 1/3 of the way round the globe to drink English Martinis? What came first, the bang on the head or the cocktails?

    Perhaps they'd run out of buckfast?

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    Ingo
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    18 Jan 2025, 7:18 p.m. 18 Jan 2025, 7:18 p.m.
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    I bet they still had Madri!

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    Russ
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    18 Jan 2025, 10:19 p.m. 18 Jan 2025, 10:19 p.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    You've travelled a 1/3 of the way round the globe to drink English Martinis? What came first, the bang on the head or the cocktails?

    Not sure there's much English about an espresso martini or a dirty martini.

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    Russ
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    18 Jan 2025, 10:20 p.m. 18 Jan 2025, 10:20 p.m.
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    @Ingo has written:

    I bet they still had Madri!

    They might have done, but fizzy piss isn't my thing these days.

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    Ingo
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    20 Jan 2025, 12:04 p.m. 20 Jan 2025, 12:04 p.m.
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    Dropped a set of step ladders (9 treads) on my head this morning. There was a decent amount of blood. I had some work to sort - see other thread - so needed to do that, have called the Drs and they seem to be taking it about as seriously as I did so I suppose that's fair fucks. I'm not sure what a phone consultation is going to achieve though, its not like either of us will be able to see the hole.

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    Lessred
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    22 Jan 2025, 1:33 p.m. 22 Jan 2025, 1:33 p.m.
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    Having to start taking blood pressure tablets

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