The Mundane medical thread

The hooker is an invention of your own addled mind, I've never been with one.

Unless it was a rugby reference...

Or something to do with William Shatner.

Stay away from his bassoon.

I have something of a chesty cough. But I also get to have lockets

Still have a fairly chesty cough. Not bringing up thick globules anymore, so progress at least.

Thought I'd have a lie in this morning, but the dog had other ideas, barking and crying downstairs until I had to let him up. As soon as I lay down he came right up to my face and sneezed almost directly into my nostril; I could feel the droplets going in.

So, I'm expecting some sort of canine disorder to set in. Perhaps I'll become a werewolf; just checking when the next full moon falls.

Just run over my wife's foot, seems just a bruise... Hopefully

I'll mention no names, but someone ran over my foot once. Given my feet get stood on by horses quite often I can't put the foot issues I have down to it being run over, but there's a lot of little bones in a foot!
I hope it's just a bruise she's got and you're not in the bad books.

Tough to bounce back from. I'd imagine you've had better Saturdays.

She seems ok. She has come to expect it from me

If you're going to spend time with people whose driving ability and attention to detail while behind the wheel are a matter of public record, and you're going to allow any part of your body to come close to a car being driven by them, then you only have yourself to blame.

Cortisone injection and she should be good for at least the bench next weekend.

Mustard poultice, junior aspirin. Be rayt...

Annual blood test results came back pretty good. LDL down and on the border of Optimal (2.62), HDL up and getting closer to Optimal (1.35). Liver enzymes within normal limits.

Just for Jim: STI panel also came back clean.

Glad to hear that you did in fact wipe your knob across it.