And a Pot Noodle for afters?
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That's very ........chic!!
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Are you accepting new NHS patients?
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I am indeed. To be clear, the wank is outsourced.
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Just got a pair of varifocal glasses. Jesus - it's like being pissed on ferry. The optician said give it a fortnight, but even walking up or down the stairs feels like an ordeal. Might have to move to a fungalow.
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Is it me or is Jim getting weirder?
Don't do weed but I have been married for almost 28 years so wanking isn't a problem. It is a little frowned upon at work though.
Chicago: Trying to stay in employment.
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No Ham Shank? (NHS)
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It's always you Chic.
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Danger wank can be the most therapeutic kind.
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Le Freak
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Motion seconded.
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No real evidence that he's gone snort class A's from a hookers crack, buy a TVR, weird yet. He's a minor player in talkback company.
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I'm open to explanation as to why you would consider the enjoyment of sex, drugs and sports cars to be "weird".
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It's weird to favour a hookers crack, and weirder still to prefer a TVR. Hope that helps.
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The TVR was genius.
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The hooker is an invention of your own addled mind, I've never been with one.
