And a Pot Noodle for afters?
That's very ........chic!!
Are you accepting new NHS patients?
I am indeed. To be clear, the wank is outsourced.
Just got a pair of varifocal glasses. Jesus - it's like being pissed on ferry. The optician said give it a fortnight, but even walking up or down the stairs feels like an ordeal. Might have to move to a fungalow.
Is it me or is Jim getting weirder?
Don't do weed but I have been married for almost 28 years so wanking isn't a problem. It is a little frowned upon at work though.
Chicago: Trying to stay in employment.
No Ham Shank? (NHS)
It's always you Chic.
Danger wank can be the most therapeutic kind.
Le Freak
Motion seconded.
No real evidence that he's gone snort class A's from a hookers crack, buy a TVR, weird yet. He's a minor player in talkback company.
I'm open to explanation as to why you would consider the enjoyment of sex, drugs and sports cars to be "weird".
It's weird to favour a hookers crack, and weirder still to prefer a TVR. Hope that helps.
The TVR was genius.
The hooker is an invention of your own addled mind, I've never been with one.
