It's quite likely. Statistically.
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Got stung by a wasp.
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Have a summer flu/cold thing that's making my head feel like my brain has turned to cement. Could be goat AIDS.
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The Return of Goat AIDS. The Pre Covid - Covid. You can't keep a good ailment down. Nice one!
I have had a thick head for a month and a snotty nose. Pretty sure Flossy is to blame..
Chicago: Clogged.
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Stubbed my toe. Bloody hurt, too.
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Had a persistent sub headache for a week. Bearable. What isn't is the wife endlessly telling me women have it worse.
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To be fair she is married to you..Chicago: Just saying....
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Ive had to put up with me for longer.
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Women, they blame us when they have a period, they blame us when they don't.
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So....... Our holiday to chile is the gift that keeps giving. Wifey has gone down with a bad case of the Covid. I am still a virgin and after getting my shots before i left and also wearing masks at the airport have escaped it's wraith again. She has a particularly high fever and seems cross that I am fine. I tested last night and this morning and and still have my cherry. I have of course have to go sleep in the attic (which is quite nice actually) and also have the double protection of wearing a CPAP at night (had my sinuses smashed in years ago), so na na na na.
Ironically she always gets very irritated if I wake her up in the morning when I have to go to work but today was different. I creaked down from above and scooted past the bedroom and go downstairs quietly to go to work. Then i hear, "Oh so you don't care enough to check up on me. I could be dead!"
"unlikely", i replied.. "Pretty sure the rest of the neighbours know you are alive!".
I cannot fucking win.
Chicago: Alive and kicking.
