The Mundane medical thread

And I'm going tooooooo.........

Live. Probably. Bloods all normal anyway. So that's quite good.

[Captain America “I understood that reference”.gif]

I'm thinking Red Dwarf but I'm not 100%.

"We're a real Mickey Mouse outfit aren't we".

"Mickey Mouse, we're not even Daffy Duck!"

Time for a rewatch.

Betty Boo. It's a classic episode as well.

Currently about 25 minutes walk from home with guts churning. Some reasonable concern I may shit myself.
May have to do a Radcliffe
Updates to follow

I had this a few years back. Sat down on a wall, ready to give up, looking for somewhere to pull my kecks down. Shit went back up inside.

Until I reached the bathroom, at which point it exploded over my half retracted kecks

Picked up the pace a fair bit.
Very close call and an extremely efficient evacuation. Most complete sphincter work out since... something or other

Congratulations. You must be proud.

I do feel I deserve a sticker on a chart or something.

Gone to play 9 holes with junior. I have done my back on hole 2. Now I am watching him play....

According to Ifit I passed 1000 exercise bike miles for the year today. That might be small beer to the proper cyclists, but it's something to this not quite so fat knacker who a year and a half ago had barely been able to leave the house for 9 months.

Been bitten/stung a couple of times in the garden the other evening and my ankle's swollen right up.