• trickylens
    a month ago

    FTFY.

  • Muswellpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Your more than welcome, let me know where to send the invoice for the consultation.

    In medical news the above message was sent whilst I was sat in the waiting room before for my colonoscopy, now home with a clean bill of health and with 5 years before the next.

    My only complaint, not offered a cup of tea post procedure instead it was water or orange juice.

  • a month ago

    They didn't even buy you dinner?

  • Resident_Alienpanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    Obligatory Moon River reference

  • Dave_Ravepanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    There's a 'bottoms up' joke in here somewhere...

  • Dave_Ravepanorama_fish_eye
    a month ago

    They certainly crossed him in style.

  • a month ago

    In Morocco for a nice break.

    Spent all day being ill in our room.

    Ace

  • chicagopanorama_fish_eye
    23 days ago

    The Medical testing and longevity stuff went swimmingly. Turns out I am in optimal health for a 20 year old let alone a 54 year old. The only problem being the two discs in my back fusing and compressing my sciatic nerve which is not fun let me tell you. They just shot me with steroids for free and it is doing much better thank you. Turns out you can buy over the counter stuff too which will help if I have more issues before the fucking discs eventually fuse. The cost of these over the counter muthafcukas? 1 euro and 86 cents. Fucking rip off!!!

    I love this place!

    Chicago: Roided up!

  • Ingopanorama_fish_eye
    23 days ago

    This could lead to peak matchday thread:

    'roid rage
    Scousers
    European football on the cards
    Shady fucking up our excellent run

    I'm expecting big things.

  • Simonhelp_outline
    22 days ago

    Oh, so now it’s ok for me to send shit through the post? Tell that to the judge.

  • Psychobelpanorama_fish_eye
    13 days ago

    May have been drinking yesterday, bent over to pick up a cig I dropped, slipped and head butted the floor. Always fun having a pubs first aiders wiping up blood dripping from your forehead at 1am.

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